One of China’s hottest blogs belongs to Mu Mu (gives a whole new meaning to the tent-like dress you wear to watch soap operas and eat chips) who writes about everything, always posting a pic’ with only her body showing, and states in The China Daily News: “After watching my body, if I expose my face to you then the only thing left will be emotion.” Take a better look at why.

Before Mu Mu was Muzi Mei (from my region in China) and a “Sister Lotus” who both wrote about having more sexual encounters than the Pacific fleet. MU MU’s blog drives in some 10,000 visitors a day–far more than either of her predecessors. Surprisingly, confessional blogs are still rare in China due to censorship– and the Chinese love to tease me with a myth about western culture: “Chinese don’t talk about sex, but do it. Americans don’t do it, but love to talk about it.” I respond with: “I love a challenge. I will try both!”

Typical of Cantonese scepticism, critics are saying she does not show her face because it looks like 10 Kilometers of bad China road and who could begin to look a girl adoring in the face and say “Mu Mu” (“wood, wood” in English) without eventually falling out? But, come on, who would be looking at her face?

Perhaps my Newest Resolution should be to pose with my boxer collection on every one of my China Blog posts (Disney fans will love my dumbo ones) to increase readership.

Shirts off to you Mu Mu!! Who needs Blog traffic services when you can frame your gorgeous can with a pan?