Category Archives: Humour

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa

There have been several Asian reporters featured here in the past, but none who seem to possess the same eloquent yet underlying, sexuality as Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa (not to be confused with Asian reporter Tricia Takana [RIP], who was portrayed by Sunghi Lee on the TV series Lost).

Tricia has been with WQHG Channel 5 in Quahog, Rhode Island since 1999 and is the station’s star on-the-scene reporter. The sexy and tenacious journalist has been knocked over by a flying car while covering a hurricane, vomited on the air while reporting on a flu epidemic, and captured an exclusive interview with a prison escapee, while he was escaping from prison. The above still is from her multi-part, “Special Report on Sex,” where she went in depth and undercover to get her story.

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa Interviews Jason Voorhees
Tricia during her interview with “Britches and Hose” laidies’ clothing store manager and serial killer, Jason Voorhees

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa
One controversial report Tricia did was on how a flower looks, which was scheduled to air in the wake of the brief legalization of marijuana in Quahog. However, due to backlash from the community, and Tricia forgetting what she was reporting on, the segment never aired.

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa Interviewing Rides-a-Ten-Speed-Everywhere Guy
Interviewing Rides-a-Ten-Speed-Everywhere Guy. One of Tricia’s few assignments that went without incident.

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa Humping David Bowie's Leg
While reporting during the red carpet premiere of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Tricia revealed herself to be an avid David Bowie fan, to the surprise of many….including David Bowie.

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa Figure
Tricia’s popularity even spawned an action figure that was painstakingly crafted in her likeness. However, the clothes are not removable.

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa FAKE
A few years ago, a notorious website known for hiring look-alike models to pose for lewd photos and videos as the celebs they resemble, posted a set of photos with the above model, claiming it was Tricia. Even though this lady does bear a bit of a resemblance to the Asian reporter, it’s clear to see she’s an impostor. I’m posting this select example of the set here merely for informative purposes, not gratuitous ones, hence the pixelation of the naughty parts.

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa
As previously mentioned, Tricia’s most memorable series of reports was her 2000 Special Report on Sex. In the segment which the above still is from, she picked up a complete and potentially dangerous stranger in a hotel bar (who turned out to be an infamous Quahog Lothario named Glenn Quagmire) and took viewers “in depth and undercover” as she had sex with him.

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Nara’s “Veggie Love” Casting Session

Nara was one of many girls who auditioned for PETA’s “Veggie Love” ad, which the animal rights group claimed was rejected by NBC to run during Super Bowl XLV. (Funny, since the Super Bowl was broadcast on Fox, not NBC.)

Anyway, I prefer a girl who likes to sink her teeth into a good steak, and since I assume that being a vegetarian was a prerequisite for appearing in the ad, I don’t think Nara would be a good choice to invite out to Sizzler for dinner. Oh, the long white vegetable Nara is enjoying is a daikon, also known as an Oriental radish.

Wrist Cutter G Commercial

Here are the late gravure idols Satomi Shigemori, Risa Inoue, and Marina Kanda (RIP) advertising “Wrist Cutter G,” which became the hottest cutter for Japanese students belonging to extracurricular wrist-cutting clubs, soon after this spot aired in early 2008.

Unfortunately, the promotional events that were scheduled to follow the national release of this commercial, never happened due to the girls’ untimely deaths….which was proof that they actually believed in the product they so enthusiastically endorsed.Just kidding. These girls are all alive and well. This is actually a fictitious commercial that appears during the subway scene in the Japanese splatter-fest Tokyo Gore Police. You’ll find this bogus advertisement floating all around the net, but this is probably the only place (in English, anyway) you’ll find it where the girls are IDed. Happy Googling.

Two Asian Girls in a Cemetery

In keeping with the Halloween theme, here are sisters Michelle and Coy in the first of their 2008 nine-part video series, Two Asian Girls in a Cemetery. All nine parts were shot the same day during the girls’ stroll through Oakwood Cemetery in Huntsville, Texas. Younger sister Michelle does most of the commentary throughout, talking about such things as the “Black Jesus” statue, scary movies, names on the headstones, and Elvira. Not to take anything away from her (because she is very cute and engaging), but ….check out Coy. ‘Nuff said.

The series was produced by Slumber Party Theater where the girls also appear in other videos such as Two Asian Girls in a Football Field. However, the SPT site is slow and ad-ridden so you’re better off going to their Break channel to see the rest of these videos ….and to check out more of Coy.

Sachiko’s Sexy Bible Readings Are Back!

As YouTube suspended my original Sexy Bible Readings channel (which combined sex with parodies of Biblical literalism), we’ve created a new YouTube channel to host them, and kept it unlisted so hopefully they won’t censor it again. We’ve also put local copies up on my my blog, just in case they still do (and people who can’t access YouTube can still watch them).

The only downside of this is that I’m now entirely dependent on my blog to bring attention to these videos, so I’ve decided to disable comments on this post, to encourage everyone to post your comments on my blog. I can’t stress enough that all opinions are welcome – indeed, the more debate there is, the better. I will support your freedom of speech, and I hope you can support mine by helping to get the word out on this!

We’ve also updated the Audio/Video pages on my web site with full resolution preview pics from the extended, nude members’ versions.

Reno 911! Date a Cop – Cindy

Date a Cop – Cindy

Reno 911! police dispatcher and former sex slave Cindy (a comedic stereotype played by Taiwanese-American actress Wanru Tseng) gives her views on prostitution vs. dating and talks about the type of man she’d like to meet in this introductory video for the show’s “Date a Cop” segment.

The gag with Cindy was that she’d dispatch calls without having complete grasps on what the situations were or a good command of the English language. Reno 911! ran for six seasons on Comedy Central but Cindy didn’t show up until the fifth, so those who want to see more of her will only have to see seasons five and six that are available on DVD. Here’s another amusing video with her.