It’s time for the answer to tonight’s burning question: “Why are they so hairy?” Today’s lesson, Yuu Hazuki. Every year we feature at least one model like Yuu (no, not “you” – you’re not that pretty) that has a little too much protein down where her fruit should be, and everyone gets all uppity and complains.

But it’s time to remind you all, again, that Japanese models are censored with a blur. When you blur hair, it still looks like hair, so the model still looks naked. If you blur a shaved area, then the model’s precious space looks like an armpit. By not shaving, they look more naked even when blurred, and it is better for their career. Rest assured that Yuu Hazuki understands your pain, and would probably prefer to borrow a very large razor. Someone is not going to read this paragraph and complain and everyone should copy and paste that person’s screen name and add “owns a ferret” to mock them. Like “Dr. Lee owns a ferret” except whomever’s screenname it is, so that they are all confused and come back and are like “I don’t own a ferret, what are you talking about? Why is everyone messing with me?!”Stats:

Age: ?
Height: ?
Located: Japan
Ethnicity: Japanese

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Yuu 1
Yuu 2
Yuu 3
Yuu 4
Yuu 5
Yuu 6

If you needed any more proof that woman from Xi’an are flipping awesome look no further than An Rui Tian. I was spoiled for choice for which photos to choose for this feature. An Rui Tian is one hell of a sexy Chinese girl. Shame her English name don’t sound so hot, Ruta An???

An Rui Tian Stats

Age: 22 – 1989-02-13
Height: 168cm 5′ 6″
Ethnicity: Han Chinese
From: Xi’an, capital of Shaanxi Province

An Rui Tian @ Mainland Hotties
An Rui Tian @ Moko
An Rui Tian @ Baidu Image Search
An Rui Tian Profile (Chinese)

I don’t know how it’s possible that I can’t find anything on Tong Phuong Linh. She’s pretty, she has some high quality photos, and otherwise she doesn’t seem to exist. Part of that is likely because Google Translate is an absolute killer with Vietnamese. Or maybe I’m just bad with it. But if anyone can find more photos of Tong Phuong Linh, post away. I don’t even think her 4th photo looks like her but it showed up numerous times in the search so I posted it anyway.Stats:

Age: ?
Height: ?
Located: Vietnam
Ethnicity: Vietnamese

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Yahoo
Tamtay

Cafe Lu, it’s a Vietnamese coffee house, it’s in OC California, it’s like hooters but with bikinis and Asian girls. Sound good to you? Sounds good to me!

Mai is IMO their hottest waitress (apart from maybe Amy Fay but Candyman already featured her). From top to bottom Mai has got it all in spades, what’s there not to like about this one? Asian beauty at it’s best.

Cafe Lu should be paying me for this post, or at least some free coffee or something (totally worth the trip from mainland China). I’m sure some of our readers have been down there or at least will once they’ve read this post, let us know what you think in the comments. Also any links to Mai’s non Cafe Lu pics would be greatly appreciated, please and thank you.

Oh Mai, what a girl this one is!
Did you get it? ‘Mai’ sound like ‘my’.
I bet she’s never heard that joke before…
tumbleweed rolls by, Shuai ge hangs head in shame

Mai Stats

Age: ???
Height: ???
Ethnicity: Vietnamese / Chinese ???
From: ???

Mai @ Cafe Lu’s Website
Cafe Lu @ Tumblr
Cafe Lu @ Google Image Search
Cafe Lu @ Facebook

Darling Darla is an interesting model from LA. I don’t know if I would call her an import model, but I think she does import modeling. Some of her photos are clearly standard budget while others are low budget, but there you go.Stats:

Age: ?
Height: 5’3
Ethnicity: ?
Located: LA

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