It’s time for the answer to tonight’s burning question: “Why are they so hairy?” Today’s lesson, Yuu Hazuki. Every year we feature at least one model like Yuu (no, not “you” – you’re not that pretty) that has a little too much protein down where her fruit should be, and everyone gets all uppity and complains.
But it’s time to remind you all, again, that Japanese models are censored with a blur. When you blur hair, it still looks like hair, so the model still looks naked. If you blur a shaved area, then the model’s precious space looks like an armpit. By not shaving, they look more naked even when blurred, and it is better for their career. Rest assured that Yuu Hazuki understands your pain, and would probably prefer to borrow a very large razor. Someone is not going to read this paragraph and complain and everyone should copy and paste that person’s screen name and add “owns a ferret” to mock them. Like “Dr. Lee owns a ferret” except whomever’s screenname it is, so that they are all confused and come back and are like “I don’t own a ferret, what are you talking about? Why is everyone messing with me?!”Stats: