Yuu Hazuki from The Cookie Jar. Who me? Yes Yuu. Couldn’t Be. Then Who?

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It’s time for the answer to tonight’s burning question: “Why are they so hairy?” Today’s lesson, Yuu Hazuki. Every year we feature at least one model like Yuu (no, not “you” – you’re not that pretty) that has a little too much protein down where her fruit should be, and everyone gets all uppity and complains.

But it’s time to remind you all, again, that Japanese models are censored with a blur. When you blur hair, it still looks like hair, so the model still looks naked. If you blur a shaved area, then the model’s precious space looks like an armpit. By not shaving, they look more naked even when blurred, and it is better for their career. Rest assured that Yuu Hazuki understands your pain, and would probably prefer to borrow a very large razor. Someone is not going to read this paragraph and complain and everyone should copy and paste that person’s screen name and add “owns a ferret” to mock them. Like “Dr. Lee owns a ferret” except whomever’s screenname it is, so that they are all confused and come back and are like “I don’t own a ferret, what are you talking about? Why is everyone messing with me?!”Stats:

Age: ?
Height: ?
Located: Japan
Ethnicity: Japanese

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0 thoughts on “Yuu Hazuki from The Cookie Jar. Who me? Yes Yuu. Couldn’t Be. Then Who?”

  1. “I don’t own a ferret, what are you talking about? ”
    I’m confused by that intro Travis, or maybe I need to reread it – slowly.

    No blurry parts of her in these pics though and the 8th pic down is paticularly enticing.

  2. OK I get it. And I’ve got “owns a ferret” copied and ready to paste. Lying in wait…for a victim…bwahahaha…

  3. My beaver ate my ferret….
    I don’t mind it when they don’t landscape. Asian pubic hair is wispy and cute. And it’s the only other place they have any hair at all.. and that’s cute, too. And she’s cute, all over.

  4. I play a double standard on this issue.Korean …Japanese…and Chinese women are exempt from cooter waxing.It just looks & feels good on them.That…and it (usually) is the only place on their body where it’s plentiful.As opposed to (many) Western women…and/or Central Asian / Arab women who are (justifiably) praying for ever more powerful lasers.

  5. ummm… nahhhh…. I disagree with you longtack about the underarm hair. Don’t really wanna see that.

    Reminds me of how you can tell if you are flying French Airlines. There’s hair under the wings.

    But i fully agree with Mr Stripes…. On Korean/Japanese/Chinese women, a hairy bush is just fine!!!

  6. Here’s a discourse on the subject of hair
    Placed just so on these women so fair
    Some light has been shed
    In Hazuki’s topic thread
    The results which we need not despair.

    The reason, it seems if you care
    Those pixels, placed exactly right there
    Since the area is blurry
    If they were not so furry
    We’d never know they really are bare.

  7. Here’s a comment that could get me in trouble
    Doc’ll boot me for sure, on the double.
    Whether laser or shave
    Or a wax if they’re brave
    The worst is a puss full of stubble.

  8. One thing’s for sure – I extol
    And I think that I need not take a poll
    Matters not that they’re paved
    Or even perfectly shaved
    As long as somewhere there’s a hole.

    I think I need the artistic license excuse with this one.

  9. @kroos. I don’t mean the underarm hair of those Gympie and Rocky women. From what I remember they smelled too much of Maccas and fries. No, take a freshly showered Chinese woman and burrow into her armpit (if it has hair that is) and it’s quite a delicious experience I tell you. I sense it’s an erogenous zone too. (;-D)
    Dipper you are on fire there!

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