Category Archives: Humour

You’re safe with Durex

DUREX ad

A bit off-topic maybe, but funny enough to share with you. A cool guerilla advertising attempt by Durex. In the beating doors of the entrance to the subway stations near universities, photographs of feminine buttocks were installed with the following copy: β€œYou’re safe with Durex”. To open these beating doors men had to push them thereby simulating a physical contact. Source: Twenty Four

Who Needs Nintendo? Internet chats in China just got more interactive

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Where was I when they held the Sexual Culture Fair here in Guangzhou, China last year and designated this cyber-toy as an AIDS prevention product?

The rage of the show, these are sets of latex organs that can be plugged into a USB port and controlled remotely by your partner at the other end of the firewall. Interactive gaming just got interesting. It was intended for couples separated geographically by work or circumstance. Right!The National Sex Studies Institute loved this item, but the The Communist Youth League (who also has it in for Voodoo dolls) considers the gizmo “one-sided” (I am not sure they measured the impact of that phrase,) and says it “does not consider the welfare of the majority” (Imagine that!) and that it is a “betrayal of thousands of years of traditional Chinese morality.”

Traditional Chinese Morality, aye? I am all for it, but palaces for concubines do not come cheap these days! One corrupt official was arrested for using Olympic Building Monies to construct an apartment house for his female friends.

This gives “Joystick” a whole new meaning.

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Real Or Not?


Perhaps the most commonly asked question on Asian Sirens is “hey Doc, are they real or not?” Well, here’s an absolutely gigantic but very natural looking pair of breasts on a really tiny Asian girl, also spotted on YouTube. So, are they real or not?Believe it or not, the answer is – computer generated! It is from the web site Farang Ding Dong, which features several impossibly busty Thai girls (literally). Most of the time they simply stuff their shirts, but sometimes the owner of the site (JS) shows off his extraordinary morphing skills with some remarkably life-like pics and videos of gigantic breasts on very petitie Thai girls, either wearing see-through tops, bursting out of their bras, or even completely topless. Amazing what you can do with computers these days! πŸ˜‰