The Girls of Attack Girls Swim Team vs. The Undead

Attack Girls Swim Team vs. The Undead

For part 2 of this Halloween double feature, here are the ladies of another Japanese horror-comedy, the 2007 gorefest Attack Girls Swim Team vs. The Undead (aka The Girls Rebel Force of Competitive Swimmers and Undead Pool). The above poster features star and former JAV idol (of course) Sasa Handa at center with the chainsaw, which is misleading because she wasn’t the one who used a chain saw in this movie. Anyway, to the left of Sasa is her fellow JAV veteran and co-star Yuria Hidaka, who is also given plenty of room to shine (if not swim) in this movie.In a nutshell (since this isn’t a really review of the movie as it is a feature on the ladies who appear in it); an inoculation that’s supposed to prevent a virus that’s going around the school turns those that get it into flesh-eating zombies. However, the members of the swim team aren’t affected and it’s later discovered that the chlorine in the pool seems to make them immune to the effects of the tainted vaccine. So, we have the swim team vs. the undead. If you have a collection of Japanese gore movies with gratuitous female nudity, this one is definitely worth adding to it.

Sasa Handa
Sasa Handa (known during her non-AV days as “Chieri Haruyama”) plays Aki Kitashima, a new student with a mysterious background who possess the skills to fight the undead. If the character was written as being emotionless and wooden, then Sasa played this one to the T. However, I believe it’s safe to say that Sasa was cast in this role for at least two reasons other than her acting abilities, or lack of. She also appeared in the “Zero Woman” series’ 2007 entry, Zero Woman R, featured here.

Yuria Hidaka
Yuria Hidaka plays Sayaka, who assumes leadership of the swim team after they lose their captain. She gives Aki a very warm welcome to the school and encourages her to join the team without even knowing if she can swim. She also reveals to Aki that they share some common physical traits (or so it seems) and a very special bond. There’s a very steamy shower and kitchen floor scene between the two in this film and the latter even made me forget I was watching a splatter-comedy ….even one with T&A. A little Googling on Yuria will reveal she’s done some pretty “extravagant” work during her JAV career.

Mizuka Arai
One of the prettiest ladies in the film whom I wish would have had a larger part, is Mizuka Arai. In this still from the classroom carnage scene, she’s about to be a tasty bite for her zombiefied classmate sitting behind her. Sorry, but the few credits I was able to find on Mizuka, did not include AV. Her Livedoor blog (in Japanese and hasn’t been posted to in a couple of years) is here.

Ayumu Tokitô
Ayumu Tokitô plays Miss Mariko, a teacher who becomes a sex-starved homicidal maniac after being infected with the strange virus, which also causes her (for whatever reason) to speak in English. However, it’s so poorly-enunciated, the English subtitles remain during her crazy rantings.

Tomoko Attacks Sayaka
Tomoko is the first member of the swim team who succumbs to the effects of the virus and demonstrates its symptomatic effects by trying to take a bite out of Sayaka.

Attack Girls Swim Team
The swim team (minus Aki, who joins them later) in their “battle gear” preparing to wage war against the zombies


Official Trailer

EDIT: The official trailer has been removed from Daily Motion, but you can view the original article with the official trailer here.

The Girls of the Horny House of Horror

Horny House of Horror

For the first entry of this Halloween double feature, here are the cute and sexy stars of the 2010 comedy-splatterfest Horny House of Horor. This one’s another low budget gem from Japan that’s full of spurting blood, cheap titillation, and low-brow humor. But what really makes this one a must-have, is that the entire female cast is composed of JAV alumnae.

Gracing the above poster for the movie are (left to right) Mint Suzuki, Saori Hara (known as “Mai Nanami” in her pre-AV days), and Asami Sugiura (credited in the movie as just “Asami”). The ladies play a trio of castrating cuties employed at the Shogun Massage Parlor, a “fashion health” establishment, which is actually (as the Japanese title implies) a fashion hell establishment for the men who patronize it. Highly recommended if you like a lot of blood with your comedy and with your T&A.

Kaori (Mint Suzuki), Nonoko (Asami), and Nagasi (Saori Hara)
Kaori, Nonoko, and Nagasi (played by Mint, Asami, and Saori, respectively) allowing the customers to feel a small sample of the goods before leading them upstairs.

Mint Suzuki
Mint Suzuki plays the seemingly sweet but sadistic Kaori, who shares a “very close” relationship with the equally evil but less subdued Nonoko. Mint is the lowest-profile JAV idol of the three here, so there’s no Wikipedia page or website where you can find out anything and everything on her, but here’s her Livedoor blog (in Japanese) and Google (Translate and Search) is always everyone’s friend.

Asami
Asami/Nonoko shows some pretty decent fighting skills in what could be considered the film’s climatic scene. Asami has chalked up an impressive list of non-AV credits to her name, mainly in the horror/gore genre, such as The Machine Girl, Robo Gesha, Mutant Girls Squad (all mentioned in this entry) and the soon-to-be released Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. She’s also appeared at independent horror film festivals outside of her native Japan and given interviews (through a translator). To learn pretty much all you’d want to know about Asami and her career, just check out her very detailed Wikipedia page.

Saori Hara
Spoiler Alert: Unlike the other two girls at Shogun, Nagasi leads us to believe she’s just working there to pay for her mother’s medical bills and she doesn’t share the same taste for blood that her colleagues do. Maybe half that is true. She doesn’t seem to take the same pleasure in separating the men from their “valuables” as the other ladies do, and she does make an effort to escape with one of her intended victims, but in the end, we learn her true motivation for working there, and it’s not a shocker. She’s another JAV star with a very complete Wikipedia page.


Horny House Of Horror Trailer

Kai Lansangan

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While doing some research for an article that I was writing, Kai immediately caught my attention when I saw a photo of her. I wonder if any of the readers can take a guess at how.Naturally, I got one look at Kai and my attention was immediately grabbed by how amazing she looked in the black dress she was wearing at the Motion Super Show that was held in Long Beach, CA back on August 21st for obvious reasons. Kai is one incredibly sexy woman, and if you haven’t noticed, her breasts are huge.

Even in the shots of Kai before she received implants, she still looks gorgeous to me. With the implants, I feel that they put her over the top in terms of popularity and where her modeling career goes.

I’m interested in finding out what the readers have to say about Kai since the busty models that I have written articles for were very popular and received a lot of comments. Hopefully you guys love Kai as much as I do.

Stats:
Age: 19
Height: 5’2”
Weight: 102 lbs
Measurements: 32G-25-35
Ethnicity: Filipina
Location: Hermosa Beach, CA

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Azaylia Sen

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I’m going to be honest. I thought I featured Azaylia Sen already. In fact, I thought she was one of the first people I ever featured on this website. But I’ve searched everywhere and I can’t find it, so I might be losing my mind. But now she’s in Playboy and I see her popping up in even more places around the Internet, so she definitely deserves her own post. Sorry Azaylia – I promise I didn’t forget you.Stats:

Age: 23
Height: 5’3
Ethnicity: Filipina/Japanese
Located: San Diego

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Jia Jia (Mainland Sirens 21)

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Another day another Chinese body art model, they come and go and many leave us wanting more but there’s nothing to be found except a trail of dodgy websites that get closed down by the government every so often.

Well Jia Jia is just one of those mysterious body art models who came, did a few shoots and since vanished, leaving us with no way to find out more about her. Still the few shoots she did were really quite good. Jia jia has a cute girl next door appeal about her which reminds me of other body art model Le Le.

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Ethnicity: Han Chinese
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Kim Si Hyang

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The lovely young lady you see above is Kim Si Hyang. Kim Si Hyang is/was a popular Korean race queen – one of the first to pose nude. Remember how many times you guys said in the comments “man, why won’t they ever pose nude?” If you’re keeping a tally somewhere, you can now say you have at least one. Kim Si Hyang has a sex tape too but like most of them they’re likely boring and unremarkable.Stats:

Age: 28
Height: 5’8
Ethnicity: Korean
Located: South Korea

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